Aperitivo Website Audit

Make a website so simple, a drunk person could use it.

You can't really do it yourself (duh!), so let me do this for you.

I like my aperitifs, I'm a professional product (UX UI) designer with 8+ years of experience. I will have a drink or several while reviewing your website of choice. You will receive a screen recording from me, where I audit your site from a new user's perspective and as an experienced designer, and trust me - I've worked with a lot of websites.

The core idea of this service is that your website is going to be used by various kinds of users and, quite frankly, by someone who would mess up the things while navigating through it. Some of them could be a little drunk, too. It's hard to test, therefore, I will do it for you.

FAQ's:

- How does this work?

- Very simple. You select one of the options:

A) $300 where I choose my aperitif, or
B) $450 where you choose a drink for me, which comes with me mixing up a cocktail recipe and sharing it with you!

By choosing any of the options, you will be able to insert a website URL which you want me to audit, and you will also have an option to add any other details, if necessary. Once I receive a notification about your paid request, I will get back to you within 1 week with a screen recording. Drinks included!

Now, which aperitif and a website should we go with?

Terms and Conditions:

By purchasing this service, you agree to have a website of your choice to be reviewed and audited in a screen-recorded format. In a case of a cancellation, a refund will be made only if the request is submitted within the first 12 hours of the purchase.

Disclaimer:

By offering such service, I don't support drinking alcohol. I simply take this as an additional twist to my professional website audit. The title doesn't indicate how many glasses I should sip on while providing the audit - it's solely up to me to decide on this.